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From Loved to Loathed: Why Being the Human Marmite is the Key to Making Bank
Andy Mewborn
June 07, 2023
Good morning to friends with pools (and boats) ☠️
"#1 Newsletter of the Year" 🏆️ -Andy’s Wife
😱 ANDY REACTS
From Tee Time Tiffs to a $3 Billion Handshake: The 'Loud' New Face of Golf!
Did you hear the uproar on the green yesterday? 🏌️
Golf, once the quietest sport, suddenly turned into the ECHOING ARENA OF THE SPORTING WORLD!
Why, you ask?
Because the PGA Tour and LIV Golf, two arch-enemies, have decided to BURY THE HATCHET, shake hands, and say, "Let's call it a draw... and unify!"
Now, I don't know about you, but the last time I tried to unify with my rivals, the only thing I got was a bigger bar tab and some questionable karaoke choices!
And folks, let's address the elephant in the room...
Saudi Arabia!
That's right. The Saudi sovereign wealth fund – the same guys who could buy and sell my entire neighborhood before breakfast – are the ones holding the purse strings of this new entity!
They're pouring in a staggering $3 billion!
At this point, I have to wonder... how much are they willing to shell out for my unbeatable mini-golf skills? I mean, a hole-in-one on the windmill hole HAS to be worth something!
Fellow GTM Professionals, here's what we take away from this.
The next time you're scratching your head, thinking about how to make a deal with a competitor...
Just remember, there's always a way to UNIFY.
And if that doesn't work, I hear Saudi Arabia is in a spending mood!
Alright, folks!
Stay tuned for the next edition and remember: in the world of sales, even a hole-in-one starts with a single swing!
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💀 Issue #100-and-something 💀
From Loved to Loathed: Why Being the Human Marmite is the Key to Making Bank
PEOPLE, LET'S GET DIVISIVE!
Hold up! Before you get out your pitchforks, let me clarify. I'm not advocating for worldwide discord here.
But hear me out…
LOVE ME. HATE ME. Heck, tattoo my name on your arm or throw darts at my picture.
Why?
Because there's NO MONEY IN THE MIDDLE.
That's right, folks. If you're out there trying to make everybody like you, let me tell you something…
YOU'RE PLAYING A LOSING GAME.
And that's okay. Seriously, it is.
You see, it's FAR MORE IMPORTANT to know who you don't vibe with than who you do.
Think about it…
Your favorite comedians. Your top politicians. Your ultimate entertainers.
People LOVE THEM. People HATE THEM. And in that love-hate relationship, they've carved out their niche.
Why? Because even those who don't exactly sing their praises are STILL PAYING ATTENTION. They're watching their content, buying their merch, keeping them in the limelight.
So, the next time you worry about winning everyone over, remember:
LOVE ME. HATE ME. But don't you dare be indifferent.
Because in the grand scale of emotions, indifference is the real enemy. It's the empty pocket, the silent auditorium, the ghost town.
There's no passion in indifference, no commitment, no money.
And trust me, you'd much rather have a room divided by opinions, debates, even arguments - as long as they're talking about you.
So, go ahead and ruffle a few feathers.
Because when you take a stand and plant your flag, people will take notice.
And remember, my friends, there’s NO MONEY IN THE MIDDLE. Keep things spicy, and keep those cash registers ringing!
Keep making waves, folks. Even if they're a little choppy.
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That’s a wrap for today amigos. Eat your tacos and see you tomorrow! If you want more, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@andymewborn) or LinkedIn.
What did you think of today’s edition? (anonymous)
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ So f**cking fuego
🌶️🌶️🌶️ Meh, keep digging
🌶️ Snoozefest
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Andy... You keep outdoing yourself. LOVE your vibe and voice!
