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Tesla's Price Plunge: Soccer Moms' New Best Friend!

Ladies and gentlemen, sales and marketing aficionados! Let's talk about the latest shocker in the automotive world - the incredible Tesla price drop. It's a game-changer, folks. A Tesla Model Y now costs $759 less than the average US vehicle. I mean, c'mon! For the price of a used Toyota Camry, you can now get a futuristic electric SUV that practically drives itself. It's like we're living in The Jetsons!

Now, as a founder, I've had my share of tough sells, but I'm starting to feel bad for the guys at the legacy automakers. They're scrambling to catch up with Tesla, and Elon's just over there casually slashing prices like he's running a Black Friday sale at Walmart. It's like watching your grandpa trying to learn how to use TikTok, bless their hearts.

I remember the days when owning a Tesla was a status symbol, reserved for the tech-savvy elite. I used to walk by a Tesla showroom and dream about cruising down the highway in my very own Model S. But now, thanks to these price cuts, everyone and their dog seems to be driving a Tesla. Just the other day, I saw a soccer mom in a Model Y taking her kids to practice - it's like the new minivan!

As a marketer, I've gotta say, Tesla's marketing strategy is pure genius. I mean, they've got us all talking about their cars, even when the price drops. You know you're doing something right when people are actually excited about a car becoming more affordable. It's like if Apple started selling iPhones for the same price as an Android - we'd all be questioning reality!

But let's not forget, with all these new Teslas on the road, one thing's for sure - we sales and marketing folks are gonna have our hands full convincing people to buy anything else. Good luck to us, right? Maybe we can convince them that the gas station experience is the new spa day. Just imagine it: a lovely Sunday afternoon, the sweet smell of gasoline in the air, and the soothing sound of the pump. Ah, relaxation at its finest!

Whether you're a proud Tesla owner or still contemplating joining the electric revolution, one thing's clear - the future is here, and it's never been more affordable. So buckle up, folks, and enjoy the electric ride!

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💀 Issue #100-and-something 💀

The Pursuit of Happiness – Negative Thoughts Welcome!

Hey there, fellow overthinkers!

If you're like me, you've probably heard the phrase "be happy" more times than you can count. It's practically a mantra for some, right up there with "live, laugh, love" (we all have that one friend). But let's be real, happiness isn't as simple as flipping a switch. It's a journey, and that journey is a whole lot more complex than slapping on a smile and pretending everything's fine.

But what if I told you that happiness isn't about escaping negative thoughts, but rather embracing them? No, really, hear me out. And don't worry, I promise to keep things light and fun along the way!

My "aha!" moment on the happiness train came when I caught myself drowning in a pool of negative self-talk. You know the usual suspects:

• "I'm not good enough,"

• "I don't know enough,"

Sound familiar? We all have these thoughts lurking in the back of our minds, like that one embarrassing photo you hope no one ever finds.

The real problem isn't that we have negative thoughts. The problem is that we think we shouldn't have them. It's like we're all part of a secret club where everyone pretends they don't have any flaws, but deep down, we know the truth.

So here's the secret sauce: we need to accept our negative thoughts. Embrace them like you would an awkward family member at a reunion. Why? Because we're human, and humans are allowed to have these thoughts. In fact, it's perfectly normal.

Once I figured this out, I turned my negative thoughts into a sort of personal cheer squad. Every time I felt like I wasn't good enough, I used it as motivation to learn and grow. My weaknesses transformed into opportunities for improvement, and my setbacks became lessons in disguise.

Ready to turn your negative thoughts into the ultimate cheer squad? Here's the game plan:

1. Give a warm welcome to your negative thoughts.

2. Accept them as part of the VIP human experience.

3. Turn those thoughts into your very own motivational speakers.

The next time you find yourself spiraling down the rabbit hole of negativity, remember you're not alone. We're all in this together, and it's an essential part of our journey toward becoming the best versions of ourselves. Embrace your thoughts, learn from them, and use them to propel yourself forward.

The pursuit of happiness isn't about avoiding negative thoughts. It's about accepting them as part of our human experience and using them as a springboard for growth. When we stop battling our thoughts and instead give them a big ol' bear hug, we become more resilient, adaptable, and ultimately, happier.

So, my friends, let's celebrate our negative thoughts, and together, we'll find our way to true happiness.

Until next time, stay cheerful!

Andy

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